Profile Autopsy
Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, whatever. One read, then it’s gone.
Case intake
What are you looking for
Who are you hoping to attract
How are matches going (optional)
Which apps (optional, pick any)
Ages (optional)
Now the profile
One read, then gone. Your screenshots go to the model once and are never written anywhere. No copies, no logs, no analytics on the content. Photos lose their metadata on your device before anything is sent. The share card and the Keeper handoff are text only. Your photos are never part of either.
The findings
01 · The bottleneck
The fix
02 · Photo by photo
03 · The lineup
04 · The prompts
05 · The signal
What it says now
What you said you want
06 · Working in your favor
Inconclusive
What would help
Not this one
Shared case file
The finding
Lab error
You upload screenshots of your profile the way a stranger sees it. An AI reads it like someone deciding whether to swipe: which photo leads, what the bio actually signals, where the profile loses people. Then it writes up what's holding your matches back.
No. Your screenshots go to the model once and are never written anywhere: no copies, no logs, no analytics on the content. Photos lose their metadata on your device before anything is sent, and the share card and the Keeper handoff are text only.
No. There is no score and no number. It critiques the profile as a document: the photo order, the bio, the prompts, and what a stranger would conclude from them in four seconds.
Optional, and off by default. If you choose it, a text-only summary of your diagnosis goes to Keeper's matchmakers so signing up starts from this read instead of a blank form. You see exactly what would be sent before anything is sent.
